Sizes are a mystery.
Which one's large: tall or venti?
Don’t look at me like I'm dumb. Habetis nomenes stulti.

Hey, easy on the whipping cream.
Fever burns my head 'till it shines like Mr. Clean's.
It's colored mint spritzer green.
Matching your apron like Herodotus and history.
Can I have some napkins, please?
What I really need's some Guaifenesin.

This place is as congested as my nose
Like tied up traffic with twenty-three trucks and only two tows.
Taboo public blows shoo people off like I'm a scare crow
Aware that the air's contaminated like the Hilton heiress' pantyhose

Careful, your drinks hot.
Cream streaks on coffee forming corn rowed dread locks.
Black and white like chess blocks.
Mismatched like Stevie Wonder's dress socks,
Or sweating while freezing in this Starbucks.

That'll be $4.35
My drink smells good but isn't worth the price.
Like this cold I got after that kiss last night.