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The Sticky JoystickThe Sticky JoystickThe Sticky Joystick
Phonetically kismet From grape jellied kid spit, Infantile delinquents, And too many 1st side picks.
Pine tar on a bat sticks like hockey's record on hat-tricks, Or emotional attachments To Coca Cola Classic.
I can't hurricane kick, Or throw once I obtain ticks. That's it! I'm sick of this lame ****!
Damn phonetically kismet Sticky ass joystick.
by ~MLPie
Real Men Don't Look at NatureReal Men Don't Look at NatureReal Men Don't Look at Nature
Catching up on Bio, reading Mendel's law, My attention is snatched by the Devil's claw. A skirt blows in the wind like a handful of thrown straw And starts turning heads like grandma making coleslaw.
To my left comes a girl with a belt flimsier than Orion's. A fuller moon couldn't be predicted by the Mayans. I grin when I see the man in the moon blush, Covered in more red than a diamond flush.
I look away just to catch a fine Latin Chica With high beams that would impress Lee Iacocca. Two silky smooth scoops of mocha. Sus
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- Current Residence: Houston
- Print preference: Times New Roman
- Interests: Fighting games, Basketball, Books
- Favourite poet or writer: Melville when people are looking, Dahl when not
- Favourite style of art: The one where two rectangles, an oval, and a squigly line equal to boobs
- Skin of choice: [joke about my epidermis]
- Favourite game: Street Fighter and Tekken
- Tools of the Trade: Notepad
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OMG join ~ATEK-CLUB plz for all who are attractive to old people a little kids. :}
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I'll try to check out your gallery at some point, but bear in mind that I am rubbish and inactive at the mo
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“Now me lay down to sleep.
Mow da zeebas down like sheep.
Give dem to me nice and dead.
Me no happy ‘til me fed.”
-Bedtime prayer of crocs, Pearls Before Swine
My Faith in Humanity:365
p.s. i still have to go thru this one Dahl book that's hiding somewhere in my bedroom.
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Mashymania.. Still Runnin Wild, Brother!
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yep.
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